Thursday, January 13, 2011

Some of Sarah Palin's Other Artwork

A lot of people are making a big deal about the map of America on Sarah Palin's website that featured gun crosshairs on Congresswoman and recent runner up recipient of God's infinite love Gabrielle Giffords. Through investigative photoshopping (a news gathering technique I learned from Fox News) I've uncovered several sketches by Mrs. Palin and it really just seems like a harmless symbol like that of a tagger, a swastika, or the "no books allowed" symbol on all the signs welcoming people to Kansas. And why not? From these sketches Palin seems like quite the artist deserving of her own autograph. I'll let you decide.




As you can see even a very young Sarah Palin was interested in politics, this exquisite sketch done in magic marker was drawn in 1968 when little miss Palin was just 6, barely old enough to have her first abortion!




This is another very nice piece done by a 20 year old Palin (currently known as just Sarah Heath "the girl who licks all the salt licks you put out to attract deer"). While this was done over a year before a psychotic fiend bearing a similar likeness went on a murderous perversity of serial pizza slaughterings I'm sure an America hater like United States President Obama or that dick Thomas Jefferson would suggest otherwise.






This one is very interesting, not only does it reveal Palin as a fan of the Simpsons but it was clearly done during her "learn to use money grubbing Jew words" class (I'm not sure that's an actual class but the phrase "money grubbing Jews" appeared many times in the same notebook).
It's quite good, almost as good as Adolf Hitler's drawings of Disney characters.


There were more of Mrs. Palin's sketches but this is a PG site and the majority of Palin's sketches involve her engaging in racy lesbian sex and participating in satanic orgies while listening to Whitesnake.