Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy? New Year?



With 2009 mostly behind us it's time to look towards 2010. I really haven't done much on this blog, between many of my private projects and freelance writing it's been a battle over content. In fact the major reason I haven't been posting a lot of stuff here is that I have a mass of articles, photoshops. animations, in the works and frankly this platform is too small. I'm working on coding and css and learning more and more interactive design methods. Possibly in 2010 I'll be good enough at the technical aspects to support the looming monster of creativity that vows to eat me if I do not produce fast enough. Hopefully I'll find or develop said platform and there are chances I may start pitching the rebirth of the "Daily American" (but probably under a new name to reflect that it is and was the first tabloid satire site ever created.). Some big changes this coming year, but none of you care. Some things to look forward to "How the internet works: a guide for old people" "Pokemon rewritten by evangelical christians" and "What is the best object to stuff my pants with?""The answer to economic stimulus: more cigarettes" are all on my dashboard along with a dead hooker and a preschool worth of injured physically challenged children from the school up the street. Well baby new year is here, 2009 forgot to wear a condom and it's too late for a back alley time stream abortion so happy goddamn New Year!