With all the choices of stations to watch the state of the union address on one was noticeably absent. The spin zone, America's most popular news station. Though I'm sure the address was just ploy to brainwash you into growing a Hitler mustache and having gay sex I'm sure there are a few things real Americans want to know. I have compiled a list and if the President does not respond to my tiny insignificant blog that he will probably never see it is clearly a conspiracy. Guilty until proven innocent just like the bill of rights says. (President Obama, if you do answer these questions don't use none of your fancy magic queer speak with the big words like that Dennis Miller fruit please.)
Do you know your skin a different color than mine?
How do you intend to un-darkity your skin like that there Micheal Jackson done did?
Now are you going to make our babies gay before you grill and cannonbalize them?
As a gay homo crossdressing Commie/Nazi do you wear mostly red dresses like the commies or olive drab like the Nazis?
When you come to turn me gay will you be a gentle lover?
When you’re socialize my house with your evil socialism can I live in the part with the toilet?
Will you have the gun manufacturers make color coated guns so the gay soldiers don’t clash?
House many human skins will you need for the new drapes in your evil office?
If I put the lotion in the basket will I get the hose again? I need a new hose.
I ain’t a racist but could you maybe lynch yourself, maybe feel free to say some racist stuff, Brett Favre is play’n tonight and I got my welfare check on the game.
How many light beers equal a regular one? I want to know before you ban all but sissy light and ultra-light beer.
When you close all the banks will that mean the sperm banks too? That’s how I make my beer money.
Since you are the antichrist and to be antichrist you have to believe in Christ does that make you a Christian?
Why do you hate America and want to kill god?
Is “science spending” some commie nazi liberal words for “pay’n monkeys to evolve so they can take over earth and bury the statue of liberty”?
How many times a week do you and Hitler ride over the graves in Arlington National cemetery on a seatless tandem bicycle?
Is it true that your army of obamatron robots can be repelled by a $700 anti-obamatron spray sold only on Pat Robertson’s hotline?
Why did you shoot Abe Lincoln? Was it because he put you people out of work… I kind of understand that.
When you eliminate all the jobs in America and enslave us all by enforcing your fancy bill o’rights …. Well what will us slaves have to do… like after the jobs are all gone?
Tell Jew Biden to stop murdering my Jesus!
How many fully erect penises will be featured on your new communist American flag? I say 13.
How long do I have before you use your un-American first amendment to ban Juggs magazine, and when will the last issue come out?
How will we nuke the whales with your fancy green energy?
When you ban white people and throw us in camps will you start with the pale ones like the Irish? Also I enjoy T-ball can my death camp have T-ball?
With all due respect America wants know you, evil gay robot nazi Mr. President!
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