How To Use Awesome Plan

Awesome plan is a revolutionary new plan that can be used for all problems.

Q. Forgive me for being a total impotent slack brained sycophant who should not reproduce but, what is “Awesome Plan”?

A. Yes you certainly are all those things. Awesome plan consists only of referring to awesome plan and explaining how awesome awesome plan is.

Awesome plan is fool proof.

Whenever someone has a problem tell them to use awesome plan.

Q. Does “Awesome Plan” actually ever solve any problems?

A. That’s beauty of it! While it doesn’t solve any actual problems it is amusing to the suggesting party and places all burden back onto the party with the problem and blames them completely for not having solved said problem with the obvious “awesome plan” in front of them.

Example of using Awesome Plan properly:

Limp Dicked Non-Awesome Dork: What do I do about blah blah blah (something homoerotic) blah blah

You: Awesome plan is awesome, use awesome plan.

LDNAD : What is your awesome plan?

You: Awesome plan is awesome, it combines elements of awesomeness from a broad spectrum of awesomeness.

LNDAD: But what is it? How do I use it? (Whines like sissy bitch who just had his teddy bear raped)

You: Dude I’m sick of mincing coxcombry and effeminate chicanery, just use awesome plan already.

At this point you leave the room, or just shake your head in disgust.

Awesome !